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It must really be a buyer's market for apartments in New York City, because every surveillance team seems to find an apartment directly across from the target.

I make my New Year's resolutions on April 1st and do my April Fool's pranks on January 1st, it really catches people off guard.

There are many instances where the phrase "he touched so many people..." is not socially acceptable in a eulogy, however, Ron Jeremy's will not be one of them.

When you're watching a movie, do you ever expect somebody to just get killed randomly? That's how I feel during every movie I've watched since The Departed. They really need to make more movies like that.