The Suck List

I decided to make a list of people, places, things, and ideas that suck. I will hopefully update this regularly.

1. Carlos Mencia
2. Nickelback
3. Cable news
4. Larry the Cable Guy
5. Parking in Iowa City
6. Any bar that charges a cover when there isn't a band playing
7. People who unironically wear sunglasses inside.
8. Women (in the bad sense, not the sexual sense... well sometimes the sexual sense, but never both)
9. Iowa basketball
10. Fake tans
11. Communism (it's never gonna work, people!)
12. Racists
13. Gay protesters (both those who protest gay people and gay people who protest... so annoying)
14. People who talk shit about their "friends"
15. Radio commercials that have siren, car horn or cell phone sounds.
16. MTV
17. People who call and then don't answer when you call back.
18. People who tell you to call them back and then don't answer.
19. People in general.
20. Cover songs that add absolutely nothing to the original (see: Limp Bizkit's "Behind Blue Eyes")
21. My computer
22. North Carolina's basketball team (subject to review in about 1.5 hours)