Two Ledges

Two of my Ledges have been in the Daily Iowan yesterday and today, here they are (with two exclusive blog-only jokes, guess what they are):

Animals in a zoo run by junior high boys

-Roosters

-Asses

-Female Dogs

-Peacocks

-Beavers

-Cod

-Titmouse

-Platypus

-Horny Toad

-Cunt Mussels

-Blue-Footed Boobies

-Purple-headed yogurt slingers

Matt Gorman apparently still has the maturity level of a junior high boy


Signs that I may spend too much time on the internet

-I refer to it as "teh intrawebz"

-I regularly use three browsers, depending on what I am doing.

-I know what an "LOLcat" is.

-The ratio of the size of my iTunes library : Money spent on music is astronomically high.

-I get upset when people don't return my Facebook wall posts.

-I know what "ftw" and "tldnr" stand for.

-I hit the refresh button constantly, not because there's anything wrong with the page, but because I want to see if anything has changed within the past two minutes.

-I know an Urban Dictionary act for nearly every major city in the world.

-I check the weather online before I even look out the window.

-I check my Facebook page more than I check my email.

-I check other people's Facebook pages more often than they check their email.

-I am probably on the internet as you are reading this.

-I posted this to my blog

Matt Gorman warns you not to Google "Iowa City Hot Pocket"